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Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
distract me pls
1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
4: What’s something you really want right now?
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
6: Do you like the beach?
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
8: What’s the background on your cell?
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
10: Do you like your phone?
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
16: Are you tired?
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
18: Are they a relative?
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
25: What’s on your mind?
26: Do you have any tattoos?
27: What is your favorite color?
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
29: Who are you texting?
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
38: What do your friends call you?
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
41: Where’s your last bruise located?
42: What is it from?
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
48: Do you make supper for your family?
49: Does your bedroom have a door?
50: Top 3 web-pages?
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
55: How is your hair?
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
59: Green or purple grapes?
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
62: When will be the next time you text someone?
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
71: How many fingers do you have?
72: What is your ringtone?
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
74: Where is your Mum right now?
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
87: Who was your last received call from?
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
89: What is something you wish you had more of?
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
91: Do you sleep with your window open?
92: Do you get along with girls?
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
94: Does sex mean love?
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
97: Did you sleep alone this week?
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

frustration-squared:

dantes7thcircle:

kongoupak:

ushizume-teppei:

titleknown:

Welp, now they’ve invented undressable dakimakura. God is officially fucking dead.

"god is dead" nah son, this means god is real

checkmate atheists 

Christians:0
Atheists:0
Weaboos:1

This is too relevant to my taste in humor

Waiting for
Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Weaboos: 1
Creepy Bronies: 3

Then god is dead.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

lavenderharmony:

hbreckel:

hoshikira:

mazuri:

what has sonic the hedgehog become



I just saw in the news that a guy is blaming Starbucks for someone putting heroin in their Oprah Chai Latte. The incident happened months before the Oprah Chai Latte came out so either it’s bullshit or he’s a time traveler.

“Oprah" Chai Latte?

Yeah Oprah has some branded shit at Starbucks now. It’s tied into her book club.

lavenderharmony:

hbreckel:

hoshikira:

mazuri:

what has sonic the hedgehog become

I just saw in the news that a guy is blaming Starbucks for someone putting heroin in their Oprah Chai Latte. The incident happened months before the Oprah Chai Latte came out so either it’s bullshit or he’s a time traveler.

Oprah" Chai Latte?

Yeah Oprah has some branded shit at Starbucks now. It’s tied into her book club.

thefaithbreaker:

Midnight Mad-Lib #172!

(If ya smell what The Draft is cookin’)

So while I was DJing for midnight madlibs..I was also the star of the frigging madlib unbeknownst to me

echelonsmusic:

djcalcos:

2007excalibur2007:

jakewhyman:

monkey-show:

superminigigi:

british-men-with-cheekbones:

the-jellyfish-princess:

kittykurloz:

ludfeli:

rdjmpreg666sdeadassacount:

jellygod:

cheskasmagicshire:

Fran bsN

jrk

hib

dsn

maggiw

iggy

steohsnir

gidrllr

conot

jakewhuman

excalibyr

djcsl;co0r

echelin

Duh ri. (On mobile)

echelonsmusic:

djcalcos:

2007excalibur2007:

jakewhyman:

monkey-show:

superminigigi:

british-men-with-cheekbones:

the-jellyfish-princess:

kittykurloz:

ludfeli:

rdjmpreg666sdeadassacount:

jellygod:

cheskasmagicshire:

Fran bsN

jrk

hib

dsn

maggiw

iggy

steohsnir

gidrllr

conot

jakewhuman

excalibyr

djcsl;co0r

echelin

Duh ri. (On mobile)

Any chance you could tell us some of the charecters that are going to be in dinkys destiny besides dinky
Anonymous

playerdotexe:

I can’t tell a lot about them for the moment, but there is Luna and some characters that the fans completely forgot their existence.

Probably ponies.

When you’re home alone and hear a weird noise

kittymarshmellowbunny:

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I’m catsitting at a friends house, and the cats move around and make noise. I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS SO TRUE. I’ve gotten so used to, who’s that  creeping into the guest bedroom, is it a cat or an axe murderer, GUESS I’LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH!

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

now that i’m an adult i should start eating more mature foodsimage

thAT WAS DISGUSTING ADULTHOOD TASTES BLAND

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OATMEAL CRISP TASTES AWESSSSSSSSOOOOOME